INT. ROOM – NIGHT.
Andria is in a lovely, long nightgown. She’s checking her hair quickly in the mirror as Ted comes in. He’s changed in the other room. He’s wearing his light blue pajamas.
Something wrong with pajamas?
Shouldn’t they have, like, little bears or something on the knees?
How would you like to pick up your teeth with two busted arms?
Oh. Now you got me all scared.
She kisses his neck, both sides, then up around his cheeks, then sensuously toward his mouth, then on his mouth, then deeply, insistently. They embrace and kiss deeply.
INT. BED & BREAKFAST – MORNING
The next morning, Sunday. They’re undressed, under the covers. Andria wakes first and just looks at Ted sleeping. Then she snuggles up to him and wakes him up.
Hi. You just been lying there thinking?
I was thinking… (kisses him on the cheek) this is probably why the two unicorns missed getting on the Ark.
Where’d you get this old scar?
I don’t suppose you’d believe me if I told you I got it charging with the Light Brigade.
When you’re with me, you always pay cash.
Right. Well, nothing glamorous-—a bar fight when I was a kid.
Hey, want a butterfly kiss?
Just a butterfly kiss, didn’t you do that as a kid?
No. Will it hurt?
Oh, sure. Have you ever been hurt by a butterfly?
Ever been beaten up by a butterfly?
Close your eyes.
Was that it?
You’re the butterfly?
You’re kinda big for a butterfly.
Because you can grab us big butterflies and we won’t break.
You mean I can pull on these antennas?
How ’bout these ears?
I didn’t know butterflies had ears.
That’s because they’re teeny tiny on the normal size butterfly.
But on the big butterfly…?
How ’bout this nose? Also bigger? She pulls on his nose.
Are you good at riddles?
Who’s bigger? Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger’s baby?
Mr. Bigger, of course.
No. Mr. Bigger’s baby.
Yeah. He’s a little Bigger.
That does it. I’m gonna break this butterfly in half.